did you hear about this leather worker?
no, where is he?
in a stall next to Jupiter’s Temple.
is he any good?
he knows his stuff all right
but he talks a lot.
this new god, jezu, or something like that.
never heard of him.
yeah, me either.
what’s this jezu god of?
that’s the odd point
he ain’t god of anything particular.
so, what’s he good for then?
well, to hear this leather guy tell it
he used to be a regular guy,
a worker like us
then he pissed off the bosses in his home town
and they crucified him.
something like that,
anyways, when this jezu died
the leather worker’s god adopted him
and took him to live with him and the other gods.
yeah, like Romulus.
the deal is, if you tell jezu that you believe this
then when you die he will adopt you too
and take you to live with him and the other gods.
hmmm… couldn’t hurt,
let’s go see this leather worker,
what’s one more god?